Event: Sports, The Random Kind

What: Chicago Assassins, Summer Tournament
When: June 2 - 23
Where: City of Chicago & Metro Area
Cost: $20, Includes single admission to three-week tournament, all tournament materials and eligibility for cash prize.
About: Ok, this is a new one for the books: A Water Gun Assassination Tournament! The Chicago Assassins hold 3 Tournaments each year --- and you are in luck as the next is just around the corner. "Agents" receive targets, can work within teams & have 3 weeks to accomplish their mission.... and at the end what better to walk away with a chunk of dough & bragging right to claim you could ace any Hit Man/Sniper film audition?
Website: http://chicagoassassins.com/

Comedy: Get Under Their Spell of Fun

What: Wizards & Biceps
When: Every Friday through May 16, 7:30pm
Where: The Second City Theater (Wells & North Ave)
Cost: Tickets are $10 general admission, $8 for students
About: A fun filled sketch comedy troupe made up of 3 friends. Where did the name "Wizards & Biceps" come from you ask? Well they claim it describes a bit of both their personality & look. Travel on over to the famous Second City to get a look for yourself...

Reason's Why They are Random (in their own words):
1. Three Dudes performing together, never been successful before except on the show TWO and a Half Men and the LFO. So Random.
2. We are named Wizards and Biceps, um first off Wizards don't need biceps to be awesome but ours has them. Sweet
3. I'm from Florida, Adal is from Chicago, and Rob is from Pittsburgh. Like a Bermuda Triangle of Random
4. We all have seen The Notebook, only like 9 guys saw that movie, what are the odds!!!!
5. All three of us agree that air hockey is a suitable first date activity.
6. NO FEAR used to be all three of ours clothing of choice, Now we are scared to death to wear it.
7. We would all turn down Abercrombie and Fitch modeling jobs if they offered, they have yet to offer.
8. We think the Japanese probably get tattoos of American words on their ankle.
9. I can eat 2lbs of Hamburger in 12 minutes, that rules, sort of, kind of gross maybe. hmmm
10. None of us have ever met Clay Aiken. But this teen heartthrob and i use to get into all sorts of trouble.

Contact: http://www.wizardsandbiceps.com